NaBloPoMo 2011–the Calgon Take Me Away Version
My days are revolving around body fluids.
I awoke at 5am to my husband cursing over the changing table. The L Bug had woken up while he was getting ready for work and he was changing her diaper because he’s an awesome dad. Unfortunately, she chose the moment he removed the old diaper to let loose a little surprise “number one” on the changing pad.
Morgan woke up not fifteen minutes after J had left for work and stood at the side of my bed. “I peed” He told me solemnly. I may or may not have dropped the F bomb when I checked the alarm and noticed that we had 30 minutes left before our own wake up time.
Why can’t we ever make it to 6:30?? Why???
As a mother to two small kids, you know that there will be times like these…but it doesn’t make them any easier to deal with!
I sent him off to change his jammies and decided that the mess on his bed could just wait until after breakfast. He once again summoned me and let me know that not only was his bed wet…he couldn’t find any clean underwear.